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I Am Commander KahnSeptember 1978.I Am Commander Kahn
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania was wallowing in a knee-deep terror that was discovered to be an unprecedented ghost attack. Picnics were disturbed, birthday parties ruined, and people were being raped left and right. All local and government agencies were sent to investigate and attempt to discover a way to fight the ghostly menace, but the problem was escalating far quicker than we were able to understand it. We battled for weeks with heavy losses and no progress. It began to look hopeless.
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